he shat.
he sat.
he became an intellectual.
Buy $PHD
this is what happens when you give a dog wifi.
he wrote this
on a napkin.
Acquire toilet. Acquire book. Pretend to understand book. Open a university that absolutely nobody asked for.
Show the research to another dog. He sniffs it. He approves. Congratulations, we have been peer reviewed.
Defend the thesis by barking at it. Print degrees on the remaining toilet paper. Become too educated to function.
NO DEADLINES. HE CANNOT READ A CLOCK.source: the voices in his headis it going up?
ask the dog.
Open Dexscreener 
UNDER CONSTRUCTION (MENTALLY)connecting to the last remaining brain cell...
please stop picking up the landline.
follow this intellectual 